When you have a certain class of friends, you know to say “My wife was in an accident” rather than “My wife got rear-ended”.

Ended up buying the third season of Detectorists on iTunes because I have to see if Shiela ever makes good lemonade.

The Detectorists on Netflix is a great tonic for, well, lots of things. Recommended.

I regret to inform you that the spider has violated the terms of our “eat all the damn fruit flies you can” agreement and had to be forcibly removed from the premises. The position of fruit fly eater is once again open.

A big scary spider moved in above the fruit fly trap and… I am inclined to allow it. We share a mutual goal for now.

Iron Fist season 2 starts out as weak as season 1 was but finishes pretty strong. I… actually enjoyed it.

I killed three fruit flies in one smash tonight so, no, I don’t think age has slowed me down, thanks.

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I don’t buy this. How could Eddy Cue fall asleep in meetings when his shirts are so loud? 9to5mac.com/2018/09/05/eddy-cu

Headed to the fair. If one of the janky rides doesn’t kill me, the calory count surely will. Please diss Trump heavily at my funeral.

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White Guys Are the Worst: Wherein I see a birdsite locust swarm up close.

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If you’re on the iOS 12 beta and are getting the constant update alert bug, there’s an actual update out to fix that now.

PEOPLE OF EARTH! SPIDERS ARE RAPPELLING FROM YOUR CEILING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM LIKE… ALL THE FUCKING TIME! BE VIGILANT!

“What Does A Nuclear Bomb Feel Like?” I think maybe Kottke has brought us the most 2018 of 2018 headlines.

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