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ME ONLINE: Excuse me, what? I'm not giving you my location data. Hell no, you don't get my email or phone number. Privacy 4 life!

ME IRL WITH COMPLETE STRANGER: Yeah, I struggle with depression and my life story is....

You know how Dorian Gray safeguards his painting?

You know how Scrooge McDuck protects his number one dime?

You know how Sméagol cherishes the One Ring?

Thats how I want app developers to feel about my scroll position in Mastodon apps.

RT 何落ち葉で遊んでんだろうって思ったらめっちゃすごいことしてた…


Because, you see, if it's all heads or tails, then I *really* ought to do X or Y, but if it's 2-to-1, then I *could* do X, but it's still kinda okay if I do Y, and now you know way too much about how my broken brain works...

Or, more accurately, "Using to Flip Three Coins" The Erika Ensign Story

"I need to edit 2 podcasts, and I don't know which one to do first" The Erika Ensign Story

Pro-tip: "Foolish mortals" is a gender-neutral way to refer to folks!

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